Friday, November 24, 2006

Amazing Facts

# Coca-Cola was originally green.

# The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

# The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with

# The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

# TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

# Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

# You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

# It is impossible to lick your elbow.

# People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

# It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

# The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

# If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

# Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.

Spades - King David

Clubs - Alexander the Great,

Hearts - Charlemagne

Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

# If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

# If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle

# If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

# What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?

Ans. - All invented by women.

# A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

# A snail can sleep for three years.

# All polar bears are left handed.

# American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

# Butterflies taste with their feet.

# Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

# In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

# On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

# Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

# ‘Stewardesses’ is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

# The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

# The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

# The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

# Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

# Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

# The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

# Most lipstick contains fish scales.

# Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different

# And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!!!!

Friday, November 17, 2006

Questions that never make you sleep tonight (Insomia...)

Picture_46# If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

# If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

# If you take a shower, where do you put it?

# Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

# Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?

# Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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# Do cows have calf muscles?

# Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?

# Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

# Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

# If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

# Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

# Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

# Why are boxing rings square?

# Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?

# On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?

Picture_43 # Where does the white go when the snow melts?

# How can you hear yourself think?

# How can someone 'draw a blank'?

# If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

# Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?

# Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

# If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

# If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
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# If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound?

# What does OK actually mean?

# If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

# Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?

# If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
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# Do cows drink milk?

# If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

# Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

# If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

# What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

# Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

# Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?

# Do ducks sneeze?

# What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?

# Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?

# Why are there dents in a golf ball?

# Which way does a compass point in space?

# Can bald men get lice?

# What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?Picture_5

# Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?

# If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

# Can someone give up lent for lent?

# What did cured ham actually have?

# Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

# Can you write in pencil on an eraser?

# Can crop circles be square?

# If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

# Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

# Do stairs go up or down?

# Can you make a candle out of earwax?

# If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

# Can you get cornered in a round room?Picture_48

# Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

# If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?

# Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?

# Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Mike Lopez's additional questions...

# If I post stupid questions on this website, wouldn’t that make me stupid?

#If you think about these questions, wouldn’t that make me you stupid too?

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Do You have The Looks and Charm?

Do u have d
luks..?




do u hav d
charm..?




let us see...




if u hav wat it
takes...




2 b d 1st...




"mR.&mS. UndAs"
2006
sali ka na!! =))

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Divert Your Course

This is the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio Conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

CANADIANS: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid collision.

AMERICANS: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

CANADIANS: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.

AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LICOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, our counter-measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

CANADIANS: This is a lighthouuse. Your call.

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Mickey Mouse Protest

Walt Disney’s Mickey Mouse shouted in anger as soon as he heard the news that Pluto is no longer a planet. Mickey calls the decision the worst and most discriminating decision in the planet’s history.

Mickey is now gathering signatures from all over the movie industry to reinstate Pluto back to planetary status. His goal is to gather at least 1000 signatures which he will then send to the International Astronomical Union.

“I’ve been playing with Pluto ever since he was small,” says Goofy in a quick interview. “I think this is absurd!” says Donald on the other hand. Minnie Mouse on the other hand just couldn’t stop crying about the matter.

We tried to get Pluto’s own words about the situation but all he can do for now was bark in agony.

“I’ll never stop until I get what I want,” was Mickey’s final statement.

We tried to get the side of the International Astronomical Union but all they said was, “We think Mickey’s confused. We’re talking about a planet here. Not some showbiz dog.”

source from Mikee's World

Friday, September 01, 2006

Jedi’s poised to attack Planet Earth

The Jedi Masters and their allies from across the galaxy are poised to send a steady stream of attacks on this very little planet called Earth. The Jedi Masters, amidst all their training are so mad at the International Astronomical Union (IAU) because of their recent definition of the term planet.

According to the new definition, planets should orbit only the Sun, effectively demoting all extra-solar planets to non-planetary status. The Jedi’s and the entire Republic calls it absurd. “Our technology is far better than yours and our race has been around long before you started walking on two feet,” says Princess Leia. “This is certainly against the force, we should take immediate action.” says Luke Skywalker who is now the head of the Jedi council.
“I’m confused,” says C3P0 and R2D2 just kept on beeping in his own robotic language.

Apparently, the entire universe is running amok at the decision made by our little race. Earthlings, I think the best that we can do for now is prepare.

source from Mikee's World

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Stupid Microsoft

Why did Microsoft give the name "Windows" to its operating software?




If you had so many bugs, you would throw it out the window too!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Job Application

This Kid will go far…

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s restaurant in Florida; and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!

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NAME: Greg Bulmash.

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I’m worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and ‘post-it’ notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

AVAILABLE FOR WORK: Of course. That’s why I’m applying.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30 – 3:30pm., Monday, Tuesday and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they’re better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UPTO 50lbs?: 50lbs. of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the appropriate question here would be “Do you have a car that runs?”

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be the winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no, on my breaks, yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb blond supermodel who thinks I’m the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I’d like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.