Walt Disney’s Mickey Mouse shouted in anger as soon as he heard the news that Pluto is no longer a planet. Mickey calls the decision the worst and most discriminating decision in the planet’s history.
Mickey is now gathering signatures from all over the movie industry to reinstate Pluto back to planetary status. His goal is to gather at least 1000 signatures which he will then send to the International Astronomical Union.
“I’ve been playing with Pluto ever since he was small,” says Goofy in a quick interview. “I think this is absurd!” says Donald on the other hand. Minnie Mouse on the other hand just couldn’t stop crying about the matter.
We tried to get Pluto’s own words about the situation but all he can do for now was bark in agony.
“I’ll never stop until I get what I want,” was Mickey’s final statement.
We tried to get the side of the International Astronomical Union but all they said was, “We think Mickey’s confused. We’re talking about a planet here. Not some showbiz dog.”
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