Questions that never make you sleep tonight (Insomia...)

# If 75% of all accidents happen within 5 miles of home, why not move 10 miles away?

# If a cat always lands on its feet and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

# If you take a shower, where do you put it?

# Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

# Why does an alarm clock 'go off' when it begins ringing?

# Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

# Do cows have calf muscles?

# Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?

# Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

# Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

# If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

# Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

# Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

# Why are boxing rings square?

# Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?

# On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?

# Where does the white go when the snow melts?

# How can you hear yourself think?

# How can someone 'draw a blank'?

# If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

# Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?

# Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?

# If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?

# If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?

# If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound?

# What does OK actually mean?

# If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

# Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?

# If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?

# Do cows drink milk?

# If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?

# Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?

# If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?

# What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?

# Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

# Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?

# Do ducks sneeze?

# What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?

# Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?

# Why are there dents in a golf ball?

# Which way does a compass point in space?

# Can bald men get lice?

# What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?

# Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?

# If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

# Can someone give up lent for lent?

# What did cured ham actually have?

# Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

# Can you write in pencil on an eraser?

# Can crop circles be square?

# If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

# Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?

# Do stairs go up or down?

# Can you make a candle out of earwax?

# If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

# Can you get cornered in a round room?

# Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?

# If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?

# Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?

# Why is a square meal served on round plates?

Mike Lopez's additional questions...

# If I post stupid questions on this website, wouldn’t that make me stupid?

#If you think about these questions, wouldn’t that make me you stupid too?