Pinoy Action Movie

Ano ba ang Pinoy Action Movie?

Laging umiikot ang istorya sa paghihiganti:

Ni-rape ang kapatid ng bida o pinatay ang kamag-anak nya (nanay,tatay, ate, kuya, kinakapatid,

kabiyak, anak, pinsan, tiyo, tiya, lolo,lola,

ninong, ninang, apo, apo sa tuhod, apo sa

talampakan, ninuno)

Isa sa mga eksena e babastusin sya o syota nya ng

mga nag-iinumang istambay.

Magkakagulo sa isang okasyon (kaarawan, kasal,

binyag, burol)

Hindi nakakaramdam ng sakit ang bida sa bakbakan,

pero sisigaw ito at aaray pag ginagamot na ang mga sugat nya ng isang babae.

Smoker at mabisyo lagi ang kontrabida.

Lagi itong may mga uto-utong tauhan o "mga bata".

At laging naka-jacket kahit tanghaling tapat kadalasan pa ay mga itim na leather jackets.

Ang kuta ng mga kalaban e sa warehouse o malaking bahay, at madalas pa dito na rin nangyayari yung final bakbakan scene.

Lagi ding may eksena sa isang beer house.

May seksing leading lady at may love scene na pwedeng ikwento sa

Abante.

Marunong sa bakbakan ang babae, at kung isang lalake lang naman eh kayang-kaya nitong patumbahin.

Kung ma-co-corner ang bida, hindi ito papatayin,ikukulong lang muna.

Mag-uusap ang bida at ang mortal na kalaban nito habang nag-tutukan ng baril .... mahabang pag-uusap, tila baga mag-syotang nasa telepono.

May malalakas na pagpapasabog kahit na hindi naman kailangan.

Walang malalakas na pagpapasabog kahit na kailangan.

Kahit ano sumasabog pag binaril. Pati puno, sumasabog.

Mura lang ang baril at pwede itong itapon kung wala nang bala.

Makakapulot ang bida ng baril na may bala tuwing kinakailangan.

Marunong at asintado sa baril ang leading lady kahit na hindi pa siya nakakahawak nito sa buong buhay nya.

Kaya ng bida ang dalawampung tao sa bakbakan dahil hindi naman sila sumusugod ng sabay-sabay, laging isa-isa, parang sayaw.

Hindi tinatamaan ng bala ang bida kahit na tatlumpung tao ang bumabaril sa kanya, pero lahat sila tinatamaan nya. Laging sa lupa tumatama ang bala ng kaaway.

Tamaan man sya ng bala ay laging daplis lang ...hindi pwedeng sa ulo o sa puso.

Siyam (9) ang buhay ng bida.

Doble pa nito ang buhay ng leading lady.

Kung mamamatay man ang isa sa kanila eh makakapagsalita pa ito ng isang page ng script bago malagutan ng hininga.

Huli darating ang maraming pulis ... at wala silang pakialam sa bida, kahit na involved ito sa riot!

PELIKULA NGA TALAGA!!!

Additional Conversions

Here are some other useful conversions and units of measure:

# 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
# Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line

# 1024 Microphones = 1 megaphone
# 1024 piccolos = 1 gigolo

# 1024 planes = 1 terraplane
# 3 dents = 1 trident

# 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
# 2 x 103 millenaries = 4 seminaries

# ten 5-dollar bills = 1 Millicent
# 1012 antellas = 1 tarantella

# 109 antics = 1 gigantic
# 102 tics = 1 hectic

# 10 aides = 1 decade
# ten 1-mal = 1 decimal

# 2 doctors = 1 paradox
# 100 Senators = Not 1 decision

# 2^3 puss = 1 octopuss
# 10 carts = 1 Descartes

13 x 7 = 28 PROVED!!!

Check #1:
13
x 7
-----
21
+ 7
-----
28


Check #2:

13
---
7 /28
- 7
---
21
- 21
----
0



Check #3:
13
13
13
13
13
13
+ 13
------
28 (3+3+3+3+3+3+3) + (1+1+1+1+1+1+1)


In Check #1, multiply 7 x 3 to get 21. Then multiply 7 x 1 to get 7.
Then add 21 and 7 to get 28.

In Check #2, we check the multiplication problem by dividing one factor into the product.
Divide 7 into 2 but it doesn't go.
So divide 7 into 8 to get 1. Subtract 7 from 28 to get 21.
Now divide 7 into 21 to get 3.
So the answer is 13.

In Check #3, another way to check a multiplication problem is by addition.
To check if 7 x 13 = 28, we add seven 13s together.

Prime Numbers

How they prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime?


Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction - every odd integer higher than 2 is a prime.

Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime,...

Engineer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime, 11 is a prime,...

Programmer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 7 is a prime,...

Salesperson: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- we'll do for you the best we can,...

Computer Software Salesperson: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 will be prime in the next release,...

Biologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- results have not arrived yet,...

Advertiser: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 11 is a prime,...

Lawyer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- there is not enough evidence to prove that it is not a prime,...

Accountant: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, deducing 10% tax and 5% other obligations.

Statistician: Let's try several randomly chosen numbers: 17 is a prime, 23 is a prime, 11 is a prime...

Professor: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and the rest are left as an exercise for the student.

Computational linguist: 3 is an odd prime, 5 is an odd prime, 7 is an odd prime, 9 is a very odd prime,...

Psychologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime but tries to suppress it,...

Erotic Number

Q: What is the most erotic number?
A: 2110593!
Q: Why?
A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.