A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!", said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
GIRL;Sir,could you please take my brother home because he is lost.
POLICEMAN:Why?Can't you take him home yourself.
GIRL:Because I'm lost too.
A burgler enters a policeman's house to steal. The wife wakes up and shakes her husband to wake up.
Wife: Look a burgler has come in our house. Catch him and take him to police station.
Husband: Dear, I am not on duty. Sleep now and I will take care of it in the morning.
Lady:"i am in the middle of the road, can you tell me how to get to the hospital".
policeman:" just stay where you are and then you will get there anyway".
Policeman(to the watchman): Where were you when the labourer was kidnapped.
Watchman: I was on duty
Policeman: Then why didn't you try to save him.
Watchman: Sir, my duty is to keep watch on the building & not on the men of the building
Policeman:Stop, stop ,your headlights are not working
The Man:Move, move ,even the brakes are not moving
Q)Why is our Delhe Police considered most efficient?
Ans)Because they can tell about a robbery two days in advance
Police:[to robber]Are you not ashamed?You come to jail so often?
Robber:[to police]Why should I be sir.You also come here everyday.
Man : Officer! There is bomb in my garden !
Officer :Don't worry . If no one claims it within three days , you can keep it.
Once there was a man, whose servant didn't remember anything properly.One day in that man's house there was a robbery.
The man told his servant to inform the police that- Last night, the stars were shining,dogs were barking,one thief came and took my master's cow.
The servant went to the police station and said- Last night, the dogs were shining,the stars were barking, one cow came and stole my master's thief.
The police sent a set of pictures of a wanted criminal to all stations within 100 kilometres.
The set contained a front shot and two side shots.
A week later they got a fax saying, "We've caught the fellow in the middle but we're still looking for the other two."
A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off.
"Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the prisoner obligingly.
"Do you think I am a fool" said the officer.
"You stand here and I'll get it."
Once a one police-man told another that he should catch the thief.
He returns back.
First police-man asks him whether he had caught the thief or not.
He says "I hadn't caught him but got his finger-prints."
First police-man asks "where?"
He says "on my face."
a police was escorting a prisoner to jial when his hat blew off "shall i run and get it for you"asked the prisoner obligingly " do you think i am a fool.you stay here i'll go get it."said the officer
Once a girl was running here and there. The guard of the colony was looking at her.
Guard- Why are you running here and there?
Girl- I am running away from my house.
Guard- But you have been running here and there from a lot of time.
Girl- Yes, that's because I am not allowed to get out from my colony.
